Voting Guidelines

JOKES now supports voting on the quality of a joke. Here's your big chance to tell me what you like. It's actually possible that I'll start sending out more jokes of the sort that get good ratings. Not likely, but possible.

Anyway, after each joke is a form for making a vote. Click on the radio button for the score you'd like to give the joke and then hit the Vote! button. That's it. Your vote will be recorded. Please only vote on each joke once.

The scores are from 1 to 5. Here are some guidelines for choosing which score to assign a joke:

  1. Awful! Whoever made up that joke should be beaten to death with old sweat socks.
  2. Yuck. While not overtly repugnant, my day would still have been much improved had this joke never happened.
  3. I have no opinion whatsoever about this joke.
  4. Great! This joke restored my will to live, and I think I'll be able to struggle on for one more day.
  5. Incredible! This joke was so orgasmically funny that I am now considering changing my religion and devoting my life to charity.
If you're using some lame browser that doesn't support forms, then there's really only one thing to say:

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Last modified: Fri Feb 9 14:36:23 1996