
Sean Olsen, Rich Fleider, Heather Darden, Jenni Ritter
It has come to our attention that certain interests have weapons grade fissionable material available for sale. Private possession of a nuclear weapon on US soil would reveal to all the incompetence of the US government. Account 13561811 at BankUSA has $50,000.00 which you may use to acquire the device. We have arranged a meeting with the group who is selling the material. Meet them at the Carillon Towers on Alpha at Preston at 1130 9 November 1996.
Even though we have no plans to detonate the device, the professional political scum that calls itself a government of the people will not be able to fathom this. They will, most likely, view our attempts to acquire the bomb materials as an act of open hostility against our country. Expect resistance from them. They are not capable of understanding the purpose of our actions. Ignore them unless they make completion of your task impossible. If they get in your way, dispose of them as efficiently as possible and finish the tasks assigned to you.
We expect competition from foreign groups seeking this device for terroristic purposes. Do whatever is necessary to prevent them from acquiring the device. Foreign terrorism rends the attention of the government from the governed; it is foreign conflicts which have elevated the incompetence of the bureaucracy to its current level of imbecility. Eliminating such distractions is a noble and glorious goal.
As always, any additional efforts to embarrass and harass the government will only bring additional honor to you. Report anything you uncover that could be potentially damning to the government. To this end, we have arranged a meeting with a group which may have information that would incriminate the country's leaders. They will be at Borders Bookstore on Preston and Park Road at 1030 9 November 1996. The value of the information they have to offer is currently unknown; however, true or not, their ability to disperse information is valuable to us. If they have information which looks promising, get whatever details they have and try your best to confirm them. Report your findings and whatever evidence you find, no matter how nebulous. One of your fellow patriots will follow up these leads while you pursue the more urgent agenda detailed above.
You are true patriots with not one but three lives to give for your country. You goal are honorable and your cause is just; you will prevail --or die trying. You will not kill everyone you meet, after all they might have useful information; however you are all very close to the edge. Think Klingons who had bad gagh for breakfast.